“I'm Not That Guy”
Season 2, Episode 1
Air Date

May 29, 2013


Dan Berendsen


Michael Lembeck

Episode Guide

Something Borrowed, Something Ben


There's Something Fitchy Going On

"I'm Not That Guy" is the first episode of the second season of Baby Daddy.


Realizing his romantic feelings for Riley, Ben tries to stop his playboy ways. Tucker begs Danny to set up a double date with attractive supermodels. Bonnie tries to get the attention of Marcus (Anthony Montgomery), a fellow young single grandparent, who she quickly becomes bored with when he talks about different stains and how to get rid of them. Riley has to bring a date to a work-related party and asks Ben, but Ben comes late when Bonnie accidentally exchange babies with Marcus, leaving Emma in the hands of a man with no way to contact him. When he did find Emma and came to the party, Riley is already with a guy named Dr. Fitch Douglas (Matt Dallas), leaving Ben to question Emma "How do I get to be that guy?".


Main Cast


  • Ben starts to have feelings for Riley, which Tucker and Danny knows.
  • Riley started dating Fitch Douglas, who will be appearing for episodes to come.

Memorable Quotes

Tucker: Oh oh oh, Ben! Ben, you gotta come look at this. Somebody posted you on "".
Riley: ""? That's this website where women post the names of jerks who say they'll call, but don't. Ben.
Ben: There is no reason I should be on that website.
Tucker: Susie Kettle.
Ben: Oh, maybe.
Riley: Wait, Susie Kettle? Bridesmaid Susie Kettle?
Ben: Yeah, most likely that Susie Kettle. But nothing happened. I was just all, "Hey, Sus, nice catching up. Maybe I'll call you sometime."
Tucker: Yeah, was that before or after you were making out with her on the dance floor?
Ben: Possibly after.
Riley: You made out with Susie at the wedding?
Ben: Just a little...
Tucker: Girl, we had to get the hose.
Riley: But you said you'd call her?
Ben: Well, yeah.
Riley: And did you?
Ben: Well, no.
Riley: Oh my God, Ben! What is wrong with you?
Ben: I truly don't know.
Riley: You are that guy. That guy that every girl is warned about but every woman thinks that she can change. And I swear, I've known you my whole life but I have no idea who you are. I mean, who raised you?
Bonnie: (Comes in) Morning, boys.

Tucker: What is wrong with you? You're jumping every time somebody walks in the door.
Ben: I called Susie and invited her to come by the bar.
Tucker: Oh, excellent. A little pedal to the Kettle.
Ben: Oh no. I don't want to go out with her. I just really want to get off that website.
Tucker: So you thought making her come across town on her lunch hour to be dumped a second time would do it?
Ben: No, but a little Wheeler charm and a free Caesar salad just might.
Tucker: I think you're overestimating the food here.

Ben: Mom, why am I standing here holding a black baby?
Bonnie: Um...You know what? Actually, Ben, that is a very good question. Are you sure that she's not in there somewhere?
Ben: Mom, where's Emma?!
Bonnie: Well, obviously she's with Marcus, who should have no trouble getting her to sleep. We must have accidentally switched the strollers. I mean, it could happen to anyone.
Ben: I want my baby back! You call him!
Bonnie: Right. Right. I have his number in my phone. Oh, see how smart you are? Okay. (Dials number) Okay. It's ringing. (Ringing sound from the stroller)
Ben: (Picks up phone in stroller) Hello.
Bonnie: Marcus?
Ben: No, it's not Marcus! You have his phone and his baby. What's the matter with you?! Why hasn't he called you back?
Bonnie: I might have given him a fake number.
Ben: Oh God!
Bonnie: Wait. Wait. I have a card he gave me for one of his dry cleaners. Okay. Okay. All right. (Searches purse) Um..uh. Ah-ha. Ah-ha. I used it for gum.