Realizing his romantic feelings for Riley, Ben tries to stop his playboy ways. Tucker begs Danny to set up a double date with attractive supermodels. Bonnie tries to get the attention of Marcus, a fellow young single grandparent, who she quickly becomes bored with when he talks about different stains and how to get rid of them. Riley has to bring a date to a work-related party and asks Ben, but Ben comes late when Bonnie accidentally exchange babies with Marcus, leaving Emma in the hands of a man with no way to contact him. When he did find Emma and came to the party, Riley is already with a guy named Dr. Fitch Douglas, leaving Ben to question Emma "How do I get to be that guy?".
Oh oh oh, Ben! Ben, you gotta come look at this. Somebody posted you on "hesaidhedcall.com".
Riley:
"hesaidhedcall.com"? That's this website where women post the names of jerks who say they'll call, but don't. Ben.
Ben:
There is no reason I should be on that website.
Tucker:
Susie Kettle.
Ben:
Oh, maybe.
Riley:
Wait, Susie Kettle? Bridesmaid Susie Kettle?
Ben:
Yeah, most likely that Susie Kettle.
But nothing happened. I was just all, "Hey, Sus, nice catching up. Maybe I'll call you sometime."
Tucker:
Yeah, was that before or after you were making out with her on the dance floor?
Ben:
Possibly after.
Riley:
You made out with Susie at the wedding?
Ben:
Just a little...
Tucker:
Girl, we had to get the hose.
Riley:
But you said you'd call her?
Ben:
Well, yeah.
Riley:
And did you?
Ben:
Well, no.
Riley:
Oh my God, Ben! What is wrong with you?
Ben:
I truly don't know.
Riley:
You are that guy. That guy that every girl is warned about but every woman thinks that she can change. And I swear, I've known you my whole life but I have no idea who you are. I mean, who raised you?
Bonnie:
(Comes in) Morning, boys.
Tucker:
What is wrong with you? You're jumping every time somebody walks in the door.
Ben:
I called Susie and invited her to come by the bar.
Tucker:
Oh, excellent. A little pedal to the Kettle.
Ben:
Oh no. I don't want to go out with her. I just really want to get off that website.
Tucker:
So you thought making her come across town on her lunch hour to be dumped a second time would do it?
Ben:
No, but a little Wheeler charm and a free Caesar salad just might.
Tucker:
I think you're overestimating the food here.
Ben:
Mom, why am I standing here holding a black baby?
Bonnie:
Um...You know what? Actually, Ben, that is a very good question. Are you sure that she's not in there somewhere?
Ben:
Mom, where's Emma?!
Bonnie:
Well, obviously she's with Marcus,
who should have no trouble getting her to sleep. We must have accidentally switched the strollers. I mean, it could happen to anyone.
Ben:
I want my baby back! You call him!
Bonnie:
Right. Right. I have his number in my phone. Oh, see how smart you are? Okay. (Dials number) Okay. It's ringing. (Ringing sound from the stroller)
Ben:
(Picks up phone in stroller) Hello.
Bonnie:
Marcus?
Ben:
No, it's not Marcus! You have his phone and his baby. What's the matter with you?! Why hasn't he called you back?
Bonnie:
I might have given him a fake number.
Ben:
Oh God!
Bonnie:
Wait. Wait. I have a card he gave me for one of his dry cleaners. Okay. Okay. All right. (Searches purse) Um..uh. Ah-ha. Ah-ha. I used it for gum.
Trivia[]
Ben starts to have feelings for Riley, which Tucker and Danny knows.
Riley started dating Fitch Douglas, who will be appearing for episodes to come.
